Fahrenheit 9/11, or was it Kelvin?
A Dissenting Opinion
So I did the unthinkable today and actually paid money to hear Michael Moore's blatant stupidity and I went to see his movie. The reviews I had read were all to the effect of "decide for yourself, you have to go see it" sort of like what they were for "Passion." While both were equally controversial, I'd see "Passion" again before I sat through another minute of "Fahrenheit"'s conspiracy-theorizing and Bush hate-mongering. At least that had a message of peace and hope inherent in the violent images and rude depiction of the basest of human behavior. Moore, on the other hand, dedicates the latter half of his movie to showing the images of dead bodies, wounded civilians, burned and beaten American corspes, and implying that our military had no other goal in Iraq than to kill women, children, and non-combatants with reckless disregard for the homes and lives of the Iraqi people.
He defines his movie from the introduction showing footage from a Gore victory celebration in Florida, then proceding to blame the Fox News channel for denying the Democrats their victory when Brit Hume reported that Bush had won the state by a 1% margin with 97% precincts reporting. Later, he draws some abstract connection between the executive at Fox calling the election and the Bush family. The first 20 minutes of discussion of the "stolen" election leads to blaming the Supreme Court for electing Bush rather than the American people deciding, during which time I kept thinking, "wow, it's nice to whine and complain that the rules should be disregarded because they're not fair when you're losing, isn't it?". And, as the titles are rolling, he flashes images of corporate symbols with a diatribe about how corporations have become the religion of this country, and that we're being manipulated by advertiser "priests" into a self-centered, greed-motivated society bent on conquering, or at least owning the world.
About 90 minutes into the film, Moore does the only somewhat redeeming thing in the whole film when he shows 3 minutes of footage of Americans being attacked by terrorists in Iraq, starting with a scene with 2 Marines discovering and then setting off an IED (Improvised Explosive Device). The next scene is one that should have been seen 24/7 on every news channel in the free world for the fundamental barbarity it entailed. This was footage of the 4 American soldiers who were killed in Fallujah, their corpses burned, and then used as trophies by a mob of Iraqis. One man was beating the burnt torso of a soldier with a stick while another corpse was tied to the back of a jeep and drug through the streets while Iraqis threw rocks and spat at it. The scene culminated with a shot of 2 of the corpses hung high from a yardarm in the streets while men fired Kalishnikov's into the air and celebrated. They fucking celebrated! And they act like we're the barbarians! We don't burn corpses of enemy dead. We don't hold limbs or heads as trophies. We don't string up dead Iraqi soldiers (or civilians, either, Moore) in the streets firing M-16s into the air! These barbaric people who need to be dealt with like the animals they are and be put down, and the same goes for the kind of sadistic shits who would drive cars loaded with explosives into crowded markets or restaraunts...
Moore ignores any reference whatsoever to Iraqi combatants. Watch the movie. Not a single image or word refers to any Iraqi combatant, dead or alive, nor to terrorists. In fact, the bin Laden family was depicted as closely tied to the Bush family personally and through business relations, including large donations to Bush companies. Osama bin Laden is treated only casually as an enemy, without an eighth of the malice Moore reserves for Cheney, Bush, and the rest of the administration. He blames Fox News for duping the American public with biased reporting, when in fact, they go to extreme lengths on every show they do to present all sides of every story they report. In short, he is so mired in his own hate for the Bush administration and our country that he fails to give any consideration to the other side of the argument. He states that Iraq had not threatened the United States or killed an American citizen. I guess he missed Desert Storm in 1991 when several hundred of our soldiers were killed by Iraqis in their own lust for oil (and the ability to ship it out of Kuwaiti ports). I guess he missed the threats against Bush's life that made national news in 1998 when Saddam kicked out all UN inspectors - images where Saddam stood atop a balcony in front of his people with a rifle raised high over his head speaking of the American jackals and his personal distaste for Bush Sr...
He speaks of the death tolls of American troops and the "countless thousands" of Iraqi civilians who have been killed and he asks "for what?" Yet he fails to mention the hundreds of thousands of Iraqis exterminated by Saddam with mustard gas (weapon of mass destruction, people) and buried in mass graves. He's the Arabian Milosevic. And we were to ignore this because we didn't find a massive stockpile 12 years after we told them to get rid of them with 17 UN resolutions, and 5 years after he'd kicked all foreign inspectors out of the country for 2 years? Come on! We know he got rid of them. If the cops were after your stash, you'd get rid of it wouldn't you? Even President Putin of Russia and President Clinton before he left office agreed that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, based on information provided by British intelligence.
So, what it comes down to is one of the most biased and distorted assertions of "truth" ever produced for the mainstream media. Moore is an individual who portrays himself as well-informed through his documentation of opinions and happenings in this world, and yet his own film shows such a clear lack of information that completely discredits him. On the way into the theater, they had a copy of Moore's "Stupid White Men" which struck me as ironic, considering his own picture was on the cover under those words, and yet, the image was quite fitting. Don't you think?
"When I want you people to do my thinking for me, I will have a tag on my toe!"
-Boondock Saints
